I've been patiently waiting for my new car for 6 months now but boy have I been entertained in the meantime...

You may have seen Ling Valentine on Dragon's Den, some time ago now. She runs the successful contract hire company www.lingscars.com.

By way of compensation for my long wait, today I received some car mats in the post with a picture of Ling on, bandaged, brusied and a speech bubble "HEY!!! Get your smellly feet of my face!!!". The attached note stated "They are universal shape, which means they don't really fit any car and they are designed to entertain by moving around in the footwell and jamming under your brake pedal. I hope you have lots of fun with them."

If you've never visited Lings site, it's well worth a visit. the content is pure genius. There is a special feature that translates English into "Chinglish". Chnglish is Lings version of English. Here's an example:

English text "The delivery date (if anything like mine) is down to God."

Chnglish "The delivery wan' flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so date (if anything like mine) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is down to God.."

In addtion, you can:

Play a game called "Hang the dealer"

Read BBC news in Chinglish

See Ling exterminate Jeremy Clarkson with her version of "Chop Gear"

Plus lot's more! she evens leaves out food for google spiders!!!